For the Love of Pie: A Babyfat Amazon Giveaway

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Hey You!

Yeah...you....

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Come on over here QUICK

I don't have a lot of time. Mainly because the internet keeps breaking or squarespace keeps crashing and I've written the same FUCKING BLOG POST five times now since fucking yesterday and OHMYGAWDFMOMMYMAKEITSTAHP. 

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In the interest of not losing my shit over here ...

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...let's just cut to the chase and leave the literary witticisms for another day. That's a word, right? I think it's a word. Autocorrect said it's a word and we can all trust autocorrect based on that time I applied for a PR job and then didn't get the call because being an expert in Pubic Relations - while impressive in its own right - is not skill set frequently connected with writing press releases.

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*Pauline flips off the internet. We've still got a blog post, bitches!*

Where was I again? Oh, right, I was gonna tell you about...

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*Pauline side-eyes the internet*

Mother Fuc... 

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GODDAMMIT, JUST CLICK HERE TO ENTER MY AMAZON GIVEAWAY FOR A CHANCE AT ONE OF TWO CHANCES AT A COPY OF BABYFAT. 

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And I'm done. 

*drops mic and saunters offstage* 

PS: I've been told I'm a very engaging author because I talk to my readers. I'm also in the mood for pie today but can't have any. Since I can't have any, I wanna know what your favorite kind is. Talk to me about your favorite pie, internet. And I better not see the words "sugar - and -fat-free in these comments. Make mama proud.