Come on over here QUICK.
I don't have a lot of time. Mainly because the internet keeps breaking or squarespace keeps crashing and I've written the same FUCKING BLOG POST five times now since fucking yesterday and OHMYGAWDFMOMMYMAKEITSTAHP.
In the interest of not losing my shit over here ...
...let's just cut to the chase and leave the literary witticisms for another day. That's a word, right? I think it's a word. Autocorrect said it's a word and we can all trust autocorrect based on that time I applied for a PR job and then didn't get the call because being an expert in Pubic Relations - while impressive in its own right - is not skill set frequently connected with writing press releases.
*Pauline flips off the internet. We've still got a blog post, bitches!*
Where was I again? Oh, right, I was gonna tell you about...
*Pauline side-eyes the internet*
And I'm done.
*drops mic and saunters offstage*
PS: I've been told I'm a very engaging author because I talk to my readers. I'm also in the mood for pie today but can't have any. Since I can't have any, I wanna know what your favorite kind is. Talk to me about your favorite pie, internet. And I better not see the words "sugar - and -fat-free in these comments. Make mama proud.