BabyFat: In Which We Play Catch-Up

I'm hiding. It's a move probably not listed in any How to Write A Bestseller books or publisher/agent posts and magazine articles. But it's what I do when Big Things are Happening and right now, Good Things are a-happening in droves.

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So, I'm supposed to be posting my BabyFat Chapter lead-in tweet quotes. I'm also supposed to be sleeping, but let's not get all Expect-y and Hopeful-y. I'll get there eventually, Internet. Before moving on, read to the end and click for details on my newsletter and a few contests! For now, it's catch-up time.

I do believe I listed this one from @vicariouschels as the chapter 5 tweet. It isn't. I'm just that unorganized. This tweet belongs to chapter 7.     

I do believe I listed this one from @vicariouschels as the chapter 5 tweet. It isn't. I'm just that unorganized. This tweet belongs to chapter 7. 

 

 

Because @thenextmartha owns chapter 8 like a boss.     

Because @thenextmartha owns chapter 8 like a boss. 

 

 

And the toddler in question is now six years older than at the time referenced in this tweet. This one leads off Chapter 9. Words by @xjaeva.    

And the toddler in question is now six years older than at the time referenced in this tweet. This one leads off Chapter 9. Words by @xjaeva.

 

 

Chapter 10. I love Kathy Bouska of @mamakatslosinit. I think she should trademark this idea as an exercise program. The DVDs can be pinterest tutorials and which Facebook tests are the best for breaking up the monotony of procrastination.     

Chapter 10. I love Kathy Bouska of @mamakatslosinit. I think she should trademark this idea as an exercise program. The DVDs can be pinterest tutorials and which Facebook tests are the best for breaking up the monotony of procrastination. 

 

 

Hello Chapter 11! I don't know about you, but Momo still owes me a glass of that homemade wine. Thanks for sharing @momofali!

Hello Chapter 11! I don't know about you, but Momo still owes me a glass of that homemade wine. Thanks for sharing @momofali!

Feel free to share the living bajeebus out of these quotables, Internet. Have your way with the, on social media because I need your help to keep the Amazon Hot New Release momentum going through September 28 for the official launch! Just be sure to tag me and remember the #babyfat hashtag, please and thank you. I'll be back with more tomorrow. Twenty-eight chapters and five new graphics per day and launch in less than a week? I got this. 

Don't forget! I am hosting a special giveaway for you pre-order peeples. Anyone who purchases the kindle version through September 27 and emails me a copy of your receipt will be in the running for a signed copy of Brittany GibbonsFat Girl Walking. Sister-girl is kicking ass with her latest book and I am so excited to offer her book as a prize for my readers. To be eligible, email me at aspiringmama@gmail.com and write "BabyFat Preorder Contest" in the subject line. Contest is open to US and Canada only. 

Don't forget to click for details on my newsletter contest. Anyone who signs up by launch day is eligible for a signed copy of BabyFat! And every Tuesday night at 8 p.m. I'll be on Periscope and 9 p.m. EST through launch day I'll be on Blab hosting a live reading from the book and taking your questions. It's been fun! (@CommonSenseMami won a signed copy of BabyFat last week...alls I'm sayin.) I cannot wait to laugh with y'all again! Click here to subscribe to the next show and let's ignore the fact that for the first time in my life I actually scheduled something in advance. 

See you tomorrow, Internet.