#BabyFat: Fermented Grape Juice

 

 

It's short and sweet on the text because time is short and my brain is fried. September 28 is almost here. And I should totally be sleeping right now. Before moving on,read to the end and click for details on my newsletter and a few contests! For now, it's catch-up time.

This @LivingtheScream lady....she speaks Truth. I think you should follow her and tell her that Chapter 12 is totally her bitch.   

This @LivingtheScream lady....she speaks Truth. I think you should follow her and tell her that Chapter 12 is totally her bitch. 

 

Chapter 12 and @ScandalousRed. Seems pretty legit to me.   

Chapter 12 and @ScandalousRed. Seems pretty legit to me. 

 

  My mom doesn't even know what a blog actually is, @lifewithroozle. I'm kind of jealous. I'll see you on Chapter 14.

 

My mom doesn't even know what a blog actually is, @lifewithroozle. I'm kind of jealous. I'll see you on Chapter 14.

Go ahead, read this one again. You know you want to. @NuckingFutsMama is a comedic gem and Chapter 15 is her baby. 

Go ahead, read this one again. You know you want to. @NuckingFutsMama is a comedic gem and Chapter 15 is her baby. 

  And this is why @dirtydishtowels is my favorite person I've never met. Hello Chapter 16. You're looking pretty sassy. 

 

And this is why @dirtydishtowels is my favorite person I've never met. Hello Chapter 16. You're looking pretty sassy. 

Feel free to share the living bajeebus out of these quotables, Internet. Have your way with them on social media! Just be sure to tag me and remember the #babyfat hashtag, please and thank you. I'll be back with more tomorrow. Twenty-eight chapters and five new graphics per day and launch in less than a week? I got this. 

Don't forget! I am hosting a special giveaway for you pre-order peeples. Anyone who purchases the kindle version through September 27 and emails me a copy of your receipt will be in the running for a signed copy of Brittany GibbonsFat Girl Walking. Sister-girl is kicking ass with her latest book and I am so excited to offer her book as a prize for my readers. To be eligible, email me at aspiringmama@gmail.com and write "BabyFat Preorder Contest" in the subject line. Contest is open to US and Canada only. 

Don't forget to click for details on my newsletter contest. Anyone who signs up by launch day is eligible for a signed copy of BabyFat (one winner!) And every Tuesday night at 8 p.m. I'll be on Periscope and 9 p.m. EST through launch day I'll be on Blab hosting a live reading from the book and taking your questions. It's been fun! (@MiVidaMama won a signed copy of BabyFat yesterday!) I cannot wait to laugh with y'all again! 

See you tomorrow, Internet.