You think I'd have had a bigger clue that come my book launch, I'd lose all semblance of sanity. It's not like I'm new at this. But it is like I'm new at this. Both statements are true and make sense because I am now officially insane. See how it all comes full circle?
Let's just cut to the chase and ooooh and ahhhhhhhhh over the chapter five Babyfat Tweet Lead-in by @VicaeriousChels, because I laugh every time I read these words...
Feel free to share the living bajeebus out of these quotables, Internet. Have your way with the, on social media because I need your help to keep the Amazon Hot New Release momentum going through September 28 for the official launch! Just be sure to tag me and remember the #babyfat hashtag, please and thank you.
Don't forget! I am hosting a special giveaway for you pre-order peeples. Anyone who purchases the kindle version through September 27 and emails me a copy of your receipt will be in the running for a signed copy of Brittany Gibbons' Fat Girl Walking. Sister-girl is kicking ass with her latest book and I am so excited to offer her book as a prize for my readers. To be eligible, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and write "BabyFat Preorder Contest" in the subject line. Contest is open to US and Canada only.
Don't forget to click for details on my newsletter contest. Anyone who signs up by launch day is eligible for a signed copy of BabyFat! And every Tuesday night at 9 p.m. EST through launch day I'll be on Blab hosting a live reading from the book and taking your questions. We had a blast last week. I cannot wait to laugh with y'all again! Click here to subscribe to the next show and let's ignore the fact that for the first time in my life I actually scheduled something in advance.
See you tomorrow, Internet.