The Chicken Dance (of Shame)

The Prologue

For those who wish to skip the following shenanigans,  here is Cheat Sheet of Convenience #1.

*I reported Stephanie for spam on twitter by accident.

*She went all Ooph on me and demanded a public apology involving The Chicken Dance.

*Then Tiffany, Becca, and Theresa got in on the action, and well, hello Mexifro.

The Story

Cheat Sheet of Convenience #2: The Cali Curse

The Epilogue:

There isn't one. I didn't have time to write it before jumping in the unmarked car and joining The Federal Blogger's Protection Program