My Trifecta of Happiness: Part Uno

There's a part in my query where I say something about how hilarious I am and how I'm like Erma Bombeck, only Mexican and not famous yet. So when I accidentally stumbled across the Army of Ermas site, I immediately made my obnoxiously cute self known to editor Stacey Graham on twitter. She either really likes my writing and actually thinks I'm funny or she just figured giving me today's guest slot would buy her some time before having to file a restraining order.

Either way, I win.

Validation, baby.