See these? They are signed copies of a super fantastical middle grade book that I am proud to brag was written by my friend whose name you see in big print right on that snazzy cover.
I ordered one copy for myself and one to put away for Buttercup when she is old enough to appreciate the subtleties of something a little more advanced than The Backyardigans.
So... next week?
In any case, the other two copies have been personalized for People I Know. And one of them doesn't even know what a blog is because she's in elementary school.
If that turns out Not to be You, you'll have to take up the lump of coal in your stoking with the fat guy in the red suit.
He seems to be the one the reindeer consider their leader.