Because I'm Mostly Funny and Only Sometimes Slutty

That's my kid in the driver's seat of my Yukon wearing my hat and talking on her pretend princess phone. That's all I'm giving ya over here. If you want the rest of the story you need to head on over to Funny Not Slutty. Pretend the Internet is the word's biggest public bathroom wall and write something eloquent in the comments so the good peoples over at FnS have proof that not just my mother reads my stuff.

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