Things That Happened Today

* We woke up late and almost didn't make our family photo session

* Which was taking place at on our own property.

* Luckily, Crystal The Photographer is just as patient with with Kids Who Like to Roll Their Eyes Too Much as she is Writers Who Forget to Sleep.

* This was good because we haven't taken Pictures Not With a Smartphone since 2008.

* I should mention the photo session was outside.

* This only matters because some of you might be impressed.

* Although I'm not sure that the big deal is about 30 degrees & light snow is.

* Especially since we were outside for two hours.

* The best part?

* Going inside to relax after only to learn the dog rolled in moose poo.

* Again.

* And then again right after she got the first bath of the day.

* We dried ourselves off after the second bath and drove an hour to a 2-year-old's birthday party.

* And on the way we waited patiently for the Moose that wanted to get to the other side of the road.

* I'm sensing a theme.

* And now I want a burger.