You guys? I'm exhausted from Adulting and emotional because it's my mom's birthday and the anniversary of my father's death seven years ago. Smiling all day because making Holiday Magic is Required when your child still believes in Make-Believe is straight-up work, sometimes.
Don't worry. We made time to call my mom. Plus, I offered Eliana a Happy Meal for dinner today and made it seem like I was doing her a favor instead of ducking out of my parental responsibilties. She, like, totally bought it.
Anyhoozle, I'm here to tell you that BabyFat IS ON SALE. The kindle version is only 99 cents right now! So, buy it! Tell all your friends to buy it! IT'S LESS THAN A WHOLE DOLLAR! I know I'd buy it if I wasn't me, but I am me so that makes me biased.
Happy Friday, Internet. I'm out.