I was planning on writing a novel and calling it a blog post but then I remembered that whole not giving the cow away for free thing, so here's a brand new reason to settle in with a good book (or two) about motherhood because Who Doesn't Like a Good Valentine's Day Pairing????
Did I mention that both books are Amazon best sellers in their respective categories?
Tell all your friends. Tell your friends to tell THEIR friends! In fact, you have permission to download the image on this blog post and post in on your Facebook account, Google +, and all that happy jazz because it's purty and TIME IS RUNNING SHORT, Y'ALL!!!!
Our goal is to get both Finding Motherhood and BabyFat to the number one spot in our categories and I've got digital swag to sweeten the pot: if you buy both kindle books, email me a copy of your receipt(s) to firstname.lastname@example.org, and I'll get you a free smartphone screensaver featuring of one of your choice of my favorite BabyFat quote graphics from my chapter intros.
Option #1 features a tweet by the lovely Issa Mas
Option #2 features a tweet by the fashion-forward Jenny Lawson
The promotional prices on Finding Motherhood and Babyfat only last until tomorrow night! Happy Valentine's Day, Internet!