Welcome to WEEK 27 of #ChingonaFest Fridays on Aspiring Mama. Yes I am perfectly aware its been MONTHS since my last feature but I was writing and revising a book, so...
If you’re new to the blog, here’s the link to the my Latina Dimelo column that sparked the conversation that’s still going strong. The premise is this: I want to raise my daughter to be a Chingona — on purpose, Las Tias and cultural backlash be damned. If you like the column, I’d love for you to share with your social media circles, leave a comment on the link, or whip up a happy lil’ Letter to the Editor telling them how you feel and send it off to Editor@Latina.com. You may not think that kind of thing makes a difference, but trust me when I tell you that it does.
Have you checked out my past #ChingonaFest ladies? @Ana-Lydia Ochoa Monaco and Ane Romero were two of the most recently featured wonder women. Each week, I’m featuring one fabulous Latina who’s moving mountains and raising hell because their stories are worth telling. Twenty questions will be presented to each and 15 will be answered and presented here to you in a Q&A format, like the fancy features in magazines, only with more typos and less airbrushing.
Today’ featured Chingona is a special one and I think you'll like getting to hear more about how the original chingona's fabulous little brain works. I'm featuring Eliana Mercedes today as a nod to my recent inclusion in the From Her Art Exhibit through the El Pueblo National Monument in Los Angeles, which actually just closed up. I am honored to have had my photograph, Mexican in Maine, selected for the juried show, and as the subject of the photo, I thought Eliana deserved a bit of limelight for so patiently dealing with a camera in her face almost every waking moment, and with BlogHer 15 on the way, I figured it was a good time to post the rerun on the original grin back in March. Don't forget to follow her on twitter andinstagram!
I'd also like to thank Julia Carillo of Soy Chingona jewelry for sponsoring this week's #ChingonaFest post! Check out Julia's sassy line of Pretty Things at Soy Chingona, and follow her on Instagram and twitter! Email at at firstname.lastname@example.org for details on how your website or business can be featured!
So let’s get to that interview!
My photograph, (The unblurry version, anyway) Mexican in Maine, features a pinata made by the other Mexican in Maine, Paula Daulk, from Mainely Pinatas --- and to answer your question, YES she ships!
Pauline Campos: Chocolate or vanilla?
Eliana Mercedes: Chocolate
PC: Good. Now that we've proven you are my child, it's time for the next question. Favorite book and why?
EM: Favorite book? I would say I have no idea. Spiderwick?
*Daddy interjects with What about Whatever book I am currently reading?"
Okay. Whatever book I am currently reading.
PC: Yep. That sounds about right/. What's your favorite quote?
EM: Yourself is yourself and who can argue with that? I said that on your podcast. Your friends think I'm adorable.
PC: We'll have to work on your confidence, I see Describe yourself in third person.
EM: I have no idea what third person is.
PC: And your language arts. Who inspires you?
PC: Are you asking me? Who is it you hope to inspire?
PC: Uh-huh... Do you dream in color or black and white?
EM: Sometimes color and sometimesd black and white. So there's really no pacific answer to that.
PC: No, no I don't sup[pose there would be. What's your favorite dish? Why?
EM: Macaroni and cheese. I think you see why I am saying that, correct?
PC: Because I asked you a question and you decided to answer it with a giant hint telling me I don't serve you enough cheese-covered carbohydrates No, it's okay You don't have to answer that? But this one you do...You have the chance to eat dinner and drink wine with one person, living or dead. Who is it, what do you eat, what kind of wine, AND WHY THAT PARTICULAR PERSON?
EM: Princess Katie. We would eat ice cream. Probably rainbow flavored. I can't have wine because you said it's only for mamas. I'd serve chocolate milk, chilled, of course. I'm not picky. Store bought or homemade is fine.
PC: Princess rock stars are the absolute best. Do you chew your ice cream? (Or is that just a Me thing?)
EM: I chew it. Doesn't everybody? Chewing is pretty much a human thing.
PC: That's what I keep asking the internet and they keep looking at me like I'm crazy! Why are you looking at me like I'm crazy? Never mind. Describe your perfect day.
EM: A perfect day would be getting a horse, probably pretty reasonably because, yaknow?
PMC: No, not exactly. But m'kay...Would you rather be a unicorn or a Pegasus. Why?
EM: I'd rather be an alicorn.
PC: Of course you would. If you could wish for three things what would they be? And no, you cannot use one of the wishes for three more wishes.
EC: A horse, a unicorn, and a pagasus. Because I could then wish for a alicorn because I'd have a unicorn.
PC: You're smarter than me, aren't you? I'm so totally screwed. What do you want to be when you grow up?
EC: A fairy who has a mermaid tail. Wait. No. Someone who owns a horse.
PC: That's what you get for growing six inches the same summer we bought you a pony that was perfectly sized for you...six inches ago. Moving on...if you were a fairy, what would your magical power be?
EC: The power to do everything, yaknow?
PC: Yeah. I totally know.
And there ya have it. To nominate a Latina for a future #ChingonaFest Friday feature, email me email@example.com or tweet me with the hashtag #ChingonaFest. And don’t forget t send in your questions are being saved for the print magazines, so send me ALL THE GOOD STUFF for the sassy solicited advice y'all love so much that you stop me in public bathrooms to talk shop to firstname.lastname@example.org.