There is no winning a fat war with a grandmother. And I wondered every time since I’m BUILT EXACTLY LIKE HER whether she did that to us just because it was done to her. No malice, just the mode of operation for her generation and her family. But I’ve seen those pictures of her youth and all her cousins. That’s one helluva stout steady bunch of Scottswomen on that side. They all died in their 50s of diabetes, for goodness sakes. What would make her go for the attack? At least she did it with an incredibly cute New York accent.